All-Star Snub? That's easy. Damien Vertigo, the "backup" goalie for the Baltimore Platoon. "Wait, is that not the goalie with the 4th worst GAA in the league?" Well of course he is, since the sadistic managers only ever play him against the teams from the Great Lakes; every game is literally an all-star game for the poor netminder.  846 shots against! Cillian Kavanagh from the Renegades has played 11 more games than Vertigo and has roughly the same amount of shots against him!

Vertigo now has a permanent IV attached to him so the trainers can hydrate him between periods. Not just because of sweat loss, mind you, but because of all the tears -  we often find him weeping in various parts of the arena trying to avoid going out again. "Can I just play the Specters once?" is usually responded to with giggles from team management. 

Team management did push for him to be on the all-star team. However, a leaked memo revealed it wasn't really so much as an honor as they really just wanted to tell him, "Hey, no Great Lakes players against you tonight!" and instead have him go against the best players in the West.