Kermit Muprhy is this year’s undisputed MVP.  It is hard to imagine where his team, the Detroit Falcons, would be without him.  He leads the Falcons in shots on goal, goals, and points.  He is a driver of play and he parties as hard as he works.  He is an absolute physical monster, fast, agile, always on balance, the complete package.  The Micky Mantle of hockey baby, he’s been clapping bombs and shagging moms all season.  He has already written that acceptance speech for when he wins the coveted MVP award.  He is saving a spot for the hardware on his already decorated trophy case.  He will put the MVP trophy right next to his brand new S59 cup champion trophy that the Falcons are bringing home this year.  Kermit will be bringing home more than just bacon for his Ms. Piggy, that is a fact.  What’s he eating out of that Cup? I think we all know it will be a meal of victory.