I was the biggest all star snub. I was plus a bajillion and my goals against per sixty minutes played was top in the league. Fact of the matter is I’m a defensive nightmare for other teams and there is no recognition for it. When I’m on the ice the other team doesn’t score. Facts.

Just ignore the part where I’m on a bottom pair playing only about fifteen minutes per game. No power play time no penalty kill time. Very protected minutes against the other teams third lines. None of that matters, because if you see me in the ice just dump the puck. Not to mention I don’t bock shots. Ew, that shit looks like it hurts.

Just remember you need people like me in the league, to prop up your superstars. Take minutes and not be a liability. I mean there should be some kind of recognition for it. Would it kill anyone to tell me I’m doing well?