S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

Clean Andrei Kostitsyn
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05-28-2021, 11:29 PM (This post was last modified: 05-31-2021, 03:58 PM by Clean Andrei Kostitsyn.)

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

it is clean

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2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

probabely just robbery and murder. very efectiv stratedgy. it work well for Ryan O'byrne, and Todd Bertuzzi. but maybe is too easy. not enoff clean. i not kno. maybe i just do noting and wait and let climate chandge melt the ice. then i can bring my swiming soot and swimfins and be best player onder water. Or maybe i bring sumos in wolf teem and put them all on the ice and ask them to lay in front of wolf net so it block all space and pocks. Also i would do laik myteedocks and bring a lasso so i can trap oponant player and attach them on wolf net post. Or maybee i bring a pock i can control wit reemote from bench. so i can guide pock around player and goalee and scor gols. But in realeety i not need purge becose am best player i can scor ton of gols.

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4. Written, 3 TPE

Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or I'm gonna track you down and give you a failing grade.

why must i do
championship week
it smell laik poo
and make me feel geek

so many words
void of meaning
forgive me lords
am using Bing

for translation
am not the best
i seek redemption
better at the rest

am just here for score
other than that i am bore

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

i tink wolf teem was best teem becose wolf teem alweys hav been and always wil be best teem as long as andrei is heer becose i reelly want to meet queen of englend so i need win and we will becose am best player and i scor more gols then any player and i make mor hit than any player and am very teem player becose if you give me pock i scor and also i alweys say that wolf teem is best teem becose we is best teem. We hav grate coch and grate grand master with grate defanse and grate ofanse and even moch more grater goal tender so i hav no dowbt that next yeer we win cop and becom most biggest big dinasty and win 10 yeers in a row after wat we say okey is unfare and start let oder teems win for a bit.

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7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

i tink maybee the band We Are Wolves woud be big fan of new englend wolf teem becose their name is We Are Wolves and in new englend we are wolves. Also the band Wolfmother becose they are our mother. Also maybe Tyler the Creator becose he have song name Wolf and also brand with cap just laik our teem and also he is cool and we is cool too. Also maybee Leonardio Dicarpio becose he play in the wolf of wall street so he is also wolf and he also dress laik wolf in oder movie wher they finaly give him oscar out of pity.

CW TRIVIA LINK

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

clean

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

Easy quastion. It would be jukka timoonen becose he hav lot of protein and he have beeg grand master brane so is very good for intaligance and also he hav lot of meet in his legs after carying bull teem evry seasson for so long. He also trane a lot and he hav be a brezerker befor so he is beeg man and if i eat his hart i hav beeg brezerker energy but am not canibal i just tink it woud be good for helth. Also the best reeson for eat juka is that no one woud notiss ever.

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

SHL Milestones: TBD

SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): TBD