S59 Championship Week
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Task 1: 3 TPE 3 Words
SHL pretty cool 3. 3 TPE 150 Words I think the Dragon probably wins this one, with the Barracuda being the first elimintated. Some of the Dragons tougher competition would be the Stars and the Aurora. Let’s start with the dragon vs the Aurora. While this match up seems intimidating it’s not as hard to beat as it appears. Simply breath fire to set everything around it ablaze and bam, the aurora is covered up by a thick layer of smog and smoke. As the great Michael Scott once said, “Out of sight, out of the contest.” We could probably use the same logic to take out the stars, but we’ll use different arbitrary logic instead to help inflate my word count. The dragon takes flight and heads into out space, using it’s mythical powers to keep form bursting in the vacuum of space. The dragon, being a fire breathing creature itself is immune to the heat of the stars. It simply flys into the core of the star, and uses a combination of it’s breath and mythical powers to help expediate the stars eventual self inflicted doom, super nova and burnout ensues and the dragon flies off on it’s merry way. 4. Sonnet 3 TPE The greatest Kelowna Knights, Take the ice with skills that dazzle, They never consider turning down the fights, They win the brawls with razzle. The team shoots the puck with skill They move across the blue lines They enter the zone for the kill Some haters want to give them fines Some say the players are clutch Always finding a way to win Able to score the puck with a touch The opponents are in the spin The goal horn blaring Our opponents left glaring 17. 3 TPE SMJHL Milestones (Assists, +/-, Shots on Goal) Affiliate claim: 3 TPE PBE CW Trivia: 1 TPE Natitude Total: 16 TPE ![]() |
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