Task 1
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3TPE

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3TPE


I think this one is pretty straight forward. To make sure that the other team is distracted, Klompus and the rest of the team will rig the PA system so that it is going to blare the old Kelowna Knights goal horn on loop for the duration of the game. Knowing this would be the plan, the Rage can prepare with wearing some ear plugs and keep their focus on the game. This was arguably the worst goal horn across both the SHL and SMJHL and deservedly has been replaced at this point so no one will be expecting it to randomly come up during a SHL game! Teams are going to be setting up to cheat any way possible with no penalties so if we are blasting an obnoxious goal horn they won't be able to even think straight! This definitely gives us the competitive advantage and the other team would even be willing to let us score if it means a break in the constant KEL horn.

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Toast

3TPE?


The SHL has an abundance of Toast at this point and could probably solve our food crisis but I must protect new Toast and I'm not sacrificing myself. I think the obvious answer here is Duncan the Walrus. I have no idea is Walrus meat/blubber is even edible but the walrus is a chonking 300lbs! That would be more than enough to feed a team of players and I'm trying to avoid having to eat more than one player here so the larger the player the better... right? I'm sorry in advance South but these are desperate times and we need to think of solutions!

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