1. 3 TPE
SHL is pog

2. 3 TPE
If there were an SHL purge, Mew Two would instantly become the league MVP. In this purge scenario, Mew Two could finally use his psychic powers. He wouldn't touch the ice, he wouldn't even need to hold his stick, he could just float around, vibe, and telepathically control the puck and make it fly into the net. If Mew Two got bored of that he could just use his immense strength and the various pokemon moves he learns and body every single other player in the league, much like Tom Wilson does for the Caps every game. Finally, if Mew Two ever gets frustrated, or if a game is not going his way somehow, he could literally turn anyone he wants to stone, just like he did in the first pokemon movie. If he did this frequently enough, he would be the only player left in the league and he would finally win the MVP that he deserved.

3. 3 TPE
If all of the SHL mascots got into a battle Royale, I think that the North Stars would win. It's literally a star for crying out loud! Even if you consider the CN tower to be their mascot (since it's literally the only building in Toronto) it'd still win; no way any other mascot could topple it. If we were only to consider living mascots, I think that NOLA's Specter would probably win. It looks like a ninja ghost and ninjas are tough and ghosts are tough. I think that SFP's lion and Buffalo's ... buffalo (get more creative, people) would be worthy adversaries but I think that the animals are not smart enough to win the battle Royale. The dragon could be another tough one to beat but humans almost always slay the dragon, and combined with the fact that dragons don't actually exist in real life, this could hamper his chances of winning. The aurora would come in last because an aurora only lasts a coupe of hours I think and doesn't even do anything.

15. 3 TPE
mewtoo
16. 2 TPE
If I had to eat one SHL player I would choose Chimkin Wing, duh. If he hadn't changed his name from Chimkin Tendy I would've still chosen him. Mew Two actually loves Chicken Wings, especially this local join that's in Celadon City between the lake and the Gym there. They serve these delicious buffalo style wins that are so spicy it makes Mew Two cry a little when he eats them. This is the only time he feels emotion so that's why he loves them. So yeah, Chimkin Wing you better start running, because Mew Two is coming after you and there's nowhere you can hide.
17. 3 TPE
+3