S59 Championship Week
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![]() SMJHL Commissioner if two of your three members are in the band i dont care if you call it box car racer its still blink-182
Task 1 - Charity TPE
The SHL is the best because of all the sexy people. Task 2 - SHL Purge In the world of a purge, Evgeni Petrov is ready for the beeg changes that come with that. For starters, Evgeni will invite wolf family to play hockey that day, with no rules that means wolves can play hockey just like Evgeni can in human league! Wolves bite quite well and is very effective intimidation strategy. I would also bring hunting bow onto rink. Hunting bow is usually used for hunting pregame meal, but instead can be used to hunt opposing players efficiently. Well placed arrow will send them scattering for benches and give my team breakaway. As for other rules that will be broken, goalie stick will feature more commonly on the offensive attack, whether or not it is being swung at puck at net or swung at opposing player to force them away from the puck, opportunities are endless! SHL purge cannot come soon enough, bring it on for Petrov party time! Task 7 - Celebrity Fans Best celebrity fan for Newfoundland Berserkers would be famous Norse explorer Erik the Red. Berserkers play with intensity not seen since the Norse warriors invaded all those years ago, would be great fan of our cause! Logo looks like dangerous warrior and that is what Norse are so would make sense Erik would be at our games wearing jersey. Other great celebrity fan would be another Viking in Leif Eriksson. Leif Eriksson Day is important day in Newfoundland Berserkers practice, and he would be honored by our appreciation for him. Leif would get along quite well with Erik as they swing axes and drink beers while on fan camera. Task 15 - Trivia - Codeword: Proudmoore Task 16 - Hotdog's weird task thing Evgeni Petrov is stranded on deserted island presents bad case. Would hope to not have to ever eat fellow player but times must be tough. Evgeni is very hungry man so would have to consume the largest and beegest of all of the SHL players, and that will be Vaseline Podcalzone. Podcalzone is beeg Russian lad, is built like a horse and is incredibly strong. Strong means lots of muscle and means lots of meat available for eating. Podcalzone will also represent good thrill of the hunt, is not fun if the hunting is easy and not any trouble. If the hunted can fight back and give good chase then the rewards is justifiable. Task 17 - 3 Milestones 3 TPE Milestones Total: 16/16 TPE ![]() ![]() ![]() | PTS: 7 | BLK: 45 | +/-: 6 | PTS: 4 | BLK: 10 | +/-: 0 |
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