S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

canes2112
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#124

06-01-2021, 10:52 PM

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

SHL is best.
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2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

Grape Fruit will play with multiple pucks to score goals more quickly. The secret will be to get a mop bucket and fill it full of pucks and skate to the opposing team's goal and throw them in the net. This will be done over and over for maximum goals. There is no possible way to stop this because there are no rules. If the other team will employ this strategy as well, I will simply steal there bucket of pucks and throw it in their own net, doubling what I would have done without their help. Thanks other team. Now the Panthers are unstoppable and achieve Challenge Cup glory. For extra insurance, I will plastic wrap the pucks into the bucket to make sure they all make it in the net. It would be a shame to spill any of the pucks on the way to the goal, allowing the other team a chance to score.
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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

If real life versions of all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, which would come out victorious and why? Which would be the first eliminated?

In real life the logos eliminated first would be the Aurora and the North Stars because they are just things in the sky. They just look pretty. The rage would also not win because emotions can't win physical fights. My money would be on the Blizzard. In the end, cold will consume all. Even the fire breathing dragons. While the animals fight amongst each other for temporary survival, the cold will be a constant waiting for whoever happens to be left. Even the water bound Barracuda will eventually be frozen by the blizzard. If the effects of the blizzard were not enough, it's not really possible to stop a blizzard, unless there is a weatherman around to announce the blizzard will continue but I do not believe this is the case. Now, if one of the expansion teams claimed a weatherman as their mascot, we might have a fight on our hands. Unfortunately, that is too hard for even myself to decide who would win that battle.
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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

I would eat Jimmy Jimmy. Why? There are too many Jimmys in this world and this would eliminate two with one meal. Jimmys are very nutritious and offer many vitamins and protein to survive the long winter or whatever crisis I am facing. Many other options would be enticing but this is my choice. I think I would survive because I would have consumed the power of two Jimmys as opposed to the usual one I am used to. Hopefully no other SHL player would choose to eat me because I am very small and offer no chance of survival, despite my delicious name it is quite deceiving and a common mistake.
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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299

SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278