SHL real fun and cool yeehaw

First thing to truly decide this debate, we must define what "victory" means in this competition. To simply outlast your opponent is not victory, it is cowardice. You must conquer and destroy your opponent. Secondly, the prompt specifies the "logo," therefore we will consider only what is present and reasonably discernible within the image. While the "Pride" may, as a name, indicate a group of lions, the logo only features a single lion. Let's get started with the SHL logo deathmatch.

Step 1 - Immediate DQs
Toronto and Winnepeg - Neither the CN Tower or an aurora have the presence of will to kill an enemy.
MN, NOLA, and Texas - The Monarch is just a dude without firearms, he is easily outmatched by those with firearms such as Texas and Chicago. Texas is immediately DQ'd because they're outdated in firearm technology and capacity compared to the mobster from Chicago. The specter of NOLA has no corporeal form to kill any of these targets directly.

Step 2 - The Best of the Beast
Atlanta, Baltimore, Buffalo, Hamilton, Manhattan, NE, TB, Edmonton, LA, and SF - lol sorry, but the dragon of Calgary could solo all of these competitors at once.

Step 3 - What's Left
Only three teams remain, and I think the remaining ranking is pretty clear:

3. Seattle Argonauts - Though the Argonauts aren't visible in the logo, it's clear that some party of Greek soldiers must be aboard this vessel. That advantage of numbers is helpful to them clearing any of the opponents in steps 2 or 3, but they lack any clear artillery capabilities to help reason any ability to overcome the other two combatants.

2. Chicago Syndicate - Most certainly armed with an automatic weapon, our mobster her could potentially have chance to wear through the Dragon's armor, but it's much more likely that he'll be burnt to a crisp before that point.

1. Calgary Dragons - It's a f*cking dragon

hotdog


As an adamant and enthusiastic glizzy guzzler and lover I believe the easy answer here would be hotdog. However, the question here specifically asks about a player. Therefore, I wanted to look through the index for players that were clearly non-human and, ideally, animal and nature. Ekko van Otter, Pasta the Turtle, Strawberry Sailfish, and Duncan the Walrus immediately stand out, but all of these options are a bit too exotic in nature for me. Detroit's Peanut Butter provides a simple and inoffensive option, however my eyes are unwavering upon my true target: Puddles the Duck. Puddles is the easy option here, as his fatty but clean and savory taste will be perfectly accentuated by implemented Peking techniques to perfectly crisp the exterior skin before consumption.


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