S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

kikish18
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S27, S29, S32 Challenge Cup Champion

#134

06-02-2021, 09:44 AM

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

Because of the power of friendship and The Big Parm!

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2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

If I would be forward I would go over the opponent's blue line and wouldn’t get punished for “offside”. So I am a defenseman I think I could just give an offside pass for forwards who are next to the goalie. Hey! No one can stop me! I’ll give pass by a hand and score with skate! Muahahahaha! Actually, I have one genius answer. Newer leave the ice since there can not be a penalty “Too many men on the ice”. If get tired I could just lay next to my goalie and trip everyone near me who are not from my team. Actually, this is going out of hand. No wonder I haven’t watched that movie. This would make the game so uninteresting to watch. I bet some idiot would always flip the puck over boards. I actually like that rule. That makes the game kind of more interesting. I don’t find purging very interesting for hockey.

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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

If real life versions of all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, which would come out victorious and why? Which would be the first eliminated?

This one would be a dirty fight! As a member of Calgary Dragons, I really think that our logo is the best! Not just because it is my team and I should support it in any possible way but also because our logo really rocks! I mean dude… That eye! I’m actually really minimalistic in a way of logos. I like them clean with not many details so a kid could it too. But man… That logo is so fierce, so beautiful, so I just can’t pick a better logo in my memory of my life. Also, I’m Red Wings fan and I really like that logo too. It has not many details, is very simple and charismatic but… Calgary Dragons logo… Sweet Jesus baby! I wouldn’t like to say loud the logo that feels for me the worst. I’ll name just the bottom 5. Monarchs, Aurora, Argonauts, New Blizzard, Panthers. I actually liked the better old Blizzard logo.

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6. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

What's your prediction for this season's IIHF tournament? Which teams do you expect to do well (or not well)? Which players?

I wish this tournament would be like the one in Latvia right now. Unpredictable and wild. Last championship week I thought that Canada would pick the shiny but they were 2-3 in their group. Funny but Sweden was next to them. I thought that SHL Sweden sucks but hey – they do pretty good now and I believe that they will improve every year. So I call Sweden for my bronze dark horse. Actually, the Team United States of America and Team Great Britain are gold/silver medalists in my opinion. For another dark horse of this tournament, I would pick Switzerland and Team Czech Republic who is somewhat named “Chezcia”. Like really people... I find it a little bit of mockery. I hope for Kaspars Claude for the best defenseman for the tournament. I really would like to see him with this achievement. He is really hard-working guy and should have some gratitude for his incredible good work.

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7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

Salma Hayek is a hardcore fan of Calgary Dragons and Calgary Dragons are hardcore fans of Salma Hayek's boobs. She is in the moments we need her – a true supportive celebrity and a fan! Some say that Salma hangs around Calgary only because of Otis B. Driftwood but I don’t find it true. I mean Salma can’t leave us only with Alexandra Daddario, Mila Kunis, Sierra Skye and more than 50 incredibly hot celebrities that visit us in our locker room. There must be a correlation between hot women and Dragons – a symbol of fire breathing being! I remember in S20’s Kate Upton gave us a lot of visits… he he he

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

I love this task! It would depend on my mood. If I’d like to eat some chicken parm then I would eat Esa Parmbourg @Steelhead77 (Oh my God! Even his name is delicious). Parmy is a big boy and for apocalyptical reasons, he could be the best fit for my meal. If I’d like to something of a taste of whiskey I could eat Otis B. Driftwood @Slappydoodle . It would wise for team reasons. He hanged up skates anyway. I know that I wouldn’t eat Cale Amundsen @Wally. His name rhymes with kale and I don’t want to risk if he really tastes like that. I mean You have to eat a living person and You pick the one of taste of vegetables.

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299

SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278

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