S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

CaptainCamel
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06-02-2021, 08:03 PM (This post was last modified: 06-02-2021, 08:07 PM by CaptainCamel.)

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

Fantastic Friendly Faces - Claim 3

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2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

Binder's a pretty small player on the ice, but he's got spunk and tons of heart. While he's short as shit, he can still run the opposing team through the glass if he wants. With that aggression in mind, he would absolutely start using his stick to just whack the ever loving shit out of his opponents. We're aiming for the face, too much padding everywhere else. He would also make sure to bring back the cage helmet for the day. Yeah people will joke on him and call him a little bitch for taking that way out, but we'll see who's laughing when they're on the ice picking up their entire row of teeth. While this might be a bit unrealistic to be able to untie the skate in time, he'd love to take a page out of Happy Gilmore's book and take his skate off to use as a weapon as well. He's attempted this in practice and it's much easier said than done. WC: 166

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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

If real life versions of all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, which would come out victorious and why? Which would be the first eliminated?

There are some mighty fine logos in the SHL.....and a couple not so much. Starting off, I think Toronto would get instantly eliminated by Texas. What is that....a leaf on the tower? Cool. I think Chicago would be another close early elimination right behind Toronto. Who the hell wears a fedora anymore. I don't care if you're a gangster or in the mob or what, fedoras should be illegal. The final 3 fighting for that top spot would likely be Atlanta Inferno, Calgary Dragons, and Manhattan Rage. As much as it pains me to say it, we would probably be seeing Calgary coming out on top. I mean, it's a freaking dragon... come on. A small part of me wants to see Buffalo make it to the #1 spot, but I've heard more than a few people in the league disagree. The green and yellow is spot on for a color palette, and the art of the Buffalo is just *chefs kiss*. It wouldn't win, but I felt the need to call that one out. WC: 175

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Camel

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

Absolutely, 100%, Bean Beanman. I'm sorry. I love him and it would pain me so much, but I mean, HE'S BEANS!! Not only is he Beans he's DOUBLE Beans! Beans are one of my favorite foods and they are chock full of protein and other wonderful nutrients my tiny baby body needs. My second choice would probably be Puddles O Duck. I would feel even worse about this because ducks are extremely cute, and I'm also a little concerned of what these puddles are. Did the duck pee? Is it just leftover water from floating around? Is it succulent stock for max flavor? WC: 103

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.