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Awww yiss, I love me a good battle royale. The logo that gets eliminated first is really the easiest question here, because it's going to be the aurora. Don't get me wrong, I love me some northern lights (even though I've never gotten to see them in person, boo) but while it does have the ability to make the other mascots look up to the sky and say "ooh, pretty," they're really not going to do that for very long. I guess you could argue that you can't really grab and aurora and that it could just hang out there and win, but it's going to go away anyway when the sun comes up. North Stars would probably exit almost as quickly for some similar reasons. OK, so which of these mascots is actually fierce? That bull in the Rage logo could definitely mess some people up, same with the Calgary Dragon. You have to think that one of those would ultimately emerge victorious despite being a bit slow. However, the New Orleans Specter is the true wildcard. What is the extent of its magical powers? That could be a game changer here. (193 words.)


I think most people are going to be in pretty good agreement that the answer here is Hamilton. They had the best record, they had players leading the way in just about every stat. They're totally stacked, just like they've been for the past few seasons. Them not being in the finals should be considered a major upset but, you know, most of us are just happy not to have to see them win it all again, because we're like that. But you know how it is, they'll just be back and better than ever next season. Some regression, sure. But they always seem to find a way. (108 words.)


I guess I should admit that I can't think of any celebrities that are known to be hockey fans other than members of The Tragically Hip, so I don't have as much material for this as I should. I guess I have to think of some other notable Canadian celebrities. Drake would probably be into the Toronto North Stars, right? Well, as long as they're winning. He doesn't want to be seen in the stands of a team that isn't winning or at least on the up and up. In that case, I guess he'd be more likely to be a Hamilton fan right now, but he'd probably prefer a more glamorous city. Anyway, who else is from Canada? I can only think of people from Toronto right now. Wait, isn't Bret Hart from Calgary? Would he like hockey? Perhaps you'd see him in the stands at a Dragons game. (150 words.)


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