Zoltan CW
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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task 3/3 TPE
From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

The SHL is the best because all are welcome. No matter where you’re from, whichever time zone, who you are as long as you're a nice person in general, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.) 171 words 3/3 TPE
The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

No rules? We don’t live by no rules no more! No holding back now I guess.  No skates no shoes no hockey. Nobody is going to mess with me. I’m going to be wearing double padding. My new role is “The Charger”. I am going to pick up the puck and literally charge head first into the net. No goalie interference, I got this. No cover the puck with my hand rule, I’m gonna do that. Its like opposite day in hockey. Can I take a fake puck I had hidden in my trousers and score a goal? You betcha! How about dressing as an opponent, thats probably legal. One minute you think i’m on your team and BAM! Knocked out, I took the puck away and scored. You guys won’t even see it coming. Guys get super thirsty, i’m going to put laxatives in their gatorade. All of the sudden, its poo time, and they have fewer players on the ice. Its going to be mayhem and I love it.


7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.) 2/2  TPE
To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

I could see long time Philadelphia mascot Gritty being a celebrity fan of the Simulation Hockey League. Some of Grittys favorite past times are the embodiment of the forums. You’ll see him lurking around the Thunderdome and can just about make any thread team. Gritty sits back in the shadows and pops his head out when you least expect him. But he’s just lurking in the shadows and discords racking up all of that site time. With the new Philadelphia franchise making its way into the league, its time for gritty to once and for all walk out of the shadows and into the mainstream. Its tough to see his shadow when the cameras pan around, but now he can reveal himself once and for all. He promises to cover himself, but he is really going to be primetime front and center now that his city of choice has their own hometown team. Best of lucky to Mr. Gritty and the new Philadelphia Market.



15 - Trivia -   3/3 TPE
Lemons

16 110 words 2/2 TPE
If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

I mean, I'm a sucker for Italian food, we all know that. I do enjoy a good pickle now and again, but Mr. Pod-CALZONE, I believe your time has arrived. Nothing screams Italian food more than a delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Its just a 200 pound culinary innovation. Some of you will say its just a calzone, but no, its something more than that. Its something that's portable, easy to eat and saves well. You can easily chop it up into smaller portions and reheat it in both the microwave and a conventional oven. I know a thing about ovens as well.

17 - Milestones (max of 3 to claim)  3/3
CLick for my millestones