Quote:1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

League embraces Sardangian.

Quote:2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

To be truthful there is very little I would need to do to gain a massive competitive advantage if all rules were removed.  Currently I already need to use temporary degenerative techniques too keep my massive strength difference from snapping humans into pieces while out on the ice.  If I was to revert my body back to its normal state, and untied my extra four arms, I would have the ability to rip most of the players into pieces and end most games within minutes.  It actually would be quite boring to watch, and thus not an interesting way to do things.   Of more interest may be to envelope the ice surface within a series of shifting temporal drag bubbles, which would result in time moving much more quickly, or much slower, depending on where on the ice a player was located.  Since this is a common way to make activities more interesting on several other planets, and I have experience working within those types of environments, I suspect I would have quite a large advantage, but it would still make for a fascinating viewing experience for other humans wanting to watch the games.

Quote:4. Written, 3 TPE

Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or I'm gonna track you down and give you a failing grade.

From the stars above my small ship fell like rain.
A sprinkle of Sardangian joy.
Would I choose to deliver to humans great pain
Or see their race as an enjoyable toy

The options before were laid out like a meal
Until the Swiss made my direction quite clear
A beautiful plan in my head did congeal
I'd become an on ice pioneer

Every day I've now spent with other humans on ice
Working out and learning skills I must train
While at night and in dark corners some are trapped like mice
While I investigate innards and brain

Humans are amazing and have overcome much for survival
My people are elated and look forward to their arrival

Quote:15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

terrifying

Quote:16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

From what I can tell, most humans do not have too much of a difference when it comes to flavour, or at least in my limited experience.  There are slight distinctions based on country - perhaps it is due to local dietary specifications, but overall they all taste mostly the same.  I believe that the best bet would be to consume a human that would give me some sort of advantage.  Based on that line of thinking I would choose to consume Luc Blouin since he is the greatest threat among my draft class to become the greatest of all time.  It only makes sense to slowly consume any players who are greater than I am in my draft class so that I might have a higher chance of one day making the Hall of Fame in the SHL.

Quote:17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE
Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.
SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299
SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278

S59 SMJHL Milestones (simulationhockey.com)


16-17 TPE total (depending on Trivia)