1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task
From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best
BAP FREAKIN RULES

3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
If real life versions of all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, which would come out victorious and why? Which would be the first eliminated?
It is important to note that we are talking about the actual logos and not the names of teams in this hypothetical. Right off the bat we can get rid of inanimate objects. That means the Philadelphia Forge, Seattle Argonauts, Toronto North Stars, and Winnipeg Aurora are the first four teams eliminated. Next it would probably be a battle of regular animal and human logos. The Platoon, Stampede, Steelhawks, Rage, Patriotes, Wolfpack, Barracuda, Syndicate, Monarchs, Pride, and Renegades all take care of each other or get knocked out by the top tier of supernatural logos. The final tier of left in the logo fight is made up of the Inferno, Dragons, Blizzard, Panthers, and Specters. Blizzard get melted first by the Inferno and Dragons. The Panthers are apparently a cat the size of the city. That stomps the Dragons and Inferno. The last two left are the Panthers and Specters. I’d say Specters win since they are incorporeal.
(158)

4. Written, 3 TPE
Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or I'm gonna track you down and give you a failing grade.
My love for BAP is like no other
Through times both good and bad
The young ones the children and I the mother
If I was on another team I’d be too sad
Goal scorer extraordinaire, Krash
Certified brick wall, Luca
The Atlantic division – We ready to smash
Gonna light them up and smoke them like hookah
I’m too old and on the way out
Future is here and outlook is bright
No need to cry and no need to pout
Just be ready so it doesn’t come as a fright
Best SHL team is BAP
Everything else is just crap

7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?
It is pretty standard fair for each team to have one notable actor or actress as a superfan. I’m going to focus on the Eastern Conference. Atlanta would probably sport the acclaimed rap duo Outkast as theirs. BAP would boast Ed Norton as he grew up in Maryland. David Boreanaz, buffalo native and hockey fan would support the Stampede. Hamilton will have a hilarious couple of fans in Eugene Levy and Martin Short. The Rage are going to have the largest group of celeb fans with the whole dang Wu Tang Clan regularly attending. Grimes and Elon are going to be the first big name fans for the Patriotes. Boston boys, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon will rep the Wolfpack hard. In true Philly fashion their biggest fan would be a statue of Rocky. Derek Jeter will be attending regular Barracuda games and probably using it to line his pockets too. Finally, Toronto is going to have Drake climbing the glass and trying to stand on the bench with the rest of the North Stars.
(175)

15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.
coffee

17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE
Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.
SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299
SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278
2 TPE