Because it's Hockey


In Calgary when I was GM I would offer a theoretical bounty when playing an opponent like Edmonton for anyone who decapitated a blizzard player. Funny enough there were a couple instances where I offered this and one of our players actually got ejected for checking to the head! Pretty hilarious. Not that I condone decapitations in real life but simulated head hunting in the SHL against your most hated rival is perfectly acceptable and actually encouraged. So my player would definitely try to decapitate his opponents with checks to the head and even tomahawk swings at opponents heads with my sharpened aluminum stick. This would obviously create a major competitive advantage for my team as the opponent would most likely be dead or rendered useless on the ice. Now obviously I don't condone murder or violence but if it's against Edmonton and simulated then it's okay. I'm not sure what would happen to the blizzard players heads on the ice, maybe I would wrist shot them into the stands as souvenirs for Dragons fans.


I ate a parm it was so good
it made me poop into my hood
a new dragons sweatshirt I did need
I wish it had just made me peed
but here I am at redbubble shop
looking for a shirt that pops
It's not the blizz or rage I want
It's Dragons only for this savant
Our gears on point it ain't no lie
I'll throw a parm into your eye
Our logos hot it looks the best
The two XL barely fits my chest
I stretched it out now im all good
I love chillin' in my Dragons hood










Very easy decision I would eat Kata Vilde because I know from personal experience he has been pumping his body full of the finest quality foods. High end meats he gets from his butcher and I have seen pictures, finely aged cheeses and especially homemade deserts. The guy is basically a professional chef and the deserts he makes are insane. With all those fine foods and sugary deserts I think he would be absolutely delicious to eat. Also he is not a small person so I could eat a lot of him, even save some of him for meals down the road, like pre game meals or post game celebration meals. I also think he would be happy for Esa Parmborg to eat him as they two are great friends and would be pleased that one eating the other could bring fulfilment but definitely not any nutritional value. @BarnabasCollins