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Head Office is good.


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Patric Twist is a known tough guy.  Maybe not as a fighter but as a guy who lays hits and goes to the dirty areas of the ice.  So without rules Twist would wear football shoulder pads instead of hockey shoulder pads.  Since they are made to sit higher on the shoulder and absorb impact instead of protecting from the puck like hockey shoulder pads.  Twist would use the new pads to really just bury his shoulder into guys ribs.  Full on Middle Linebacker cleaning out a Wide Receiver crossing over the middle of the field type hits.  Twist would also swap out the normal carbon fiber stick for a new stick.  A stick with a metal shaft.  These used to actually exist but weren't used for obvious reasons.  Twist would use this tougher stick, not to abuse opponents as you might expect.  But to better protect the puck.  A metal stick would absorb the impact from stick lifts and other various defending attempts much better than the carbon fiber stick.


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This battle would take place in the pokemon stadium stage in Smash Bros. Bawl.  As it's the best stage in that game and fitting for all the weird logos the SHL has.  The fight would also follow Brawl formatting with 4 1v1v1v1 battles and 2 logos getting byes.  Teams getting the byes would be the Atlanta Inferno and the Tampa Bay Barracuda cause I like those logos.  First fight Baltimore, Buffalo, Toronto, and Winnipeg face off.  Just like in the real league the Buffalo win this.  The North Stars and the Aurora might give Buffalo cancer which would catch up to it later but doesn't mean much to the battle at hand.  Second one is Calgary, Chicago, Texas and San Francisco now this is a interesting fight as Chicago and Texas would be closely matched.  But it's hard to bet against a Dragon so they win in the end easily.  Atlanta wins in the end cause Inferno Good.


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Cold steel cutting unfeeling ice
Keyboards clack clack clack the Stream carries ahead
The lines set quite precise
Goalies wander listlessly, only darkness said
Skaters bang and crash glory never an easy task
It's all online it's all fake in a year of hell the only respite
Fake is real real is fake give me this is all I ask
It's been Hell we are all desperate
a new normal no asked for
a old life hard to remember
it's all become such a chore
maybe old normal by this November
I am glad i found this Simulation Hockey League
Without, I may have succumbed to this fatigue

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Nhamlet

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