Passionate Users … plus!

Random internet nerds all converging to work on one project just for fun.


First, we’d play with no helmets so we could be a little more comfortable, but look twice as cool. Because the big hits in the league are text based and injuries are turned off, we’re pretty confident that there wouldn’t be any major career/life changing hits laid. If this were right now (and the Blizzard were in the challenge cup : ( oh well ) we would goon it up and run 3x3 goons with a whole mess of crease clearing defensemen, with a rogue player on the 4th line. We’d go 2-0 on the day! It wouldnt be fun knowing that we cheated to win, though.
Another idea would be a TPE heist! Oh no! The Hamilton roster is being held at gun point! Some masked figures are taking their TPE in to cryptocurrency form so its untraceable, even though the whole point of crypto is that it is traceable (?), and i bet the goons are going to use it to max out their own stats, and then sell the rest to rich graphic contributors that work at graphics but not PTs and have a big bank but no attributes.




I previously did a ranking of these. I went into specifics as to which ones would be most harmful to me, a keyboard warrior, though, and not to each other. I didnt put the newest logos in when i made this, so i’ll spend my 150 words placing them. Previously I had the Jets at #1, and Dragons at #2, but with the Jets now the aurora, they move to last place, and the dragons rebrand looks even smoother and angrier, really extends its lead on the pack (which happens to be led by the wolf pack).

Atlanta Inferno: Atlanta is tricky. It’s iconography is a phoenix (which, by definition, i could never kill), but i don’t think a bird good beat me, despite alfred hitchcox’ warnings. The name (and unreleased iterations of the logo, features the city of atlanta burning down (like the calgary/atlanta flames branding in real life). A city fire would definitely kill me, and i could not beat it. A city fire is about equal with the north stars, which is really just a celebration of the city. WOULD NOT WIN

Seattle Argonauts: Pretty good! Its a boat full of ass kickers. They could definitely beat most everything but the Dragon. The argonauts are were looking for a golden fleece (just buy another, Jason, or discover patagonia so you can open a fleece shop there), and i believe they kick a bunch of mythical ass on the way. I don’t know if “dragons” are listed as something that they beat, but i could definitely see them beating a Dragon. COULD WIN

Philadelphia Forge: More fiery cities. I was in fishtown in philadelphia 2 summers ago and my loins felt like they were in a forge. Just a sweaty twisted hammock of humidity. Really uncomfortable, but not enough to stop a dragon.

Montreal Patriotes: If the argonauts took the st lawrence to access montreal, things would be hairy, but i think Montreal would win the tie breaker. “Dont attack Russia in Winter” “Dont start a land war in asia” maybe “Dont attack a canadian city if you are only wearing a loin cloth and are accustomed to mediterranean summers” could be added to the list. I dont think Montreal would be aggressive enough though, great fireworks, strippers, and culture, but not conquery enough.

Final answer: SEATTLE!






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Apology rejected (depending on the terms), but if the s47 Donner party needs to make a sacrifice, it would make sense that it’s the “edible” one that could feed the whole group for ~a week/until everyone gets gout from over consuming red meat. I just ask that i be seasoned appropriately with 3 parts salt, 1 part pepper, and 1 part garlic powder, cooked at ~500, turning every 2:30 minutes, flipping every 5 (assuming you’re getting a good cut of me), taken off at 118 and covered in tinfoil so that my internal temperature rises to ~124 for a nice rare. Garnish with butter as desired. Pair with water (or my milk), but don’t ruin your palette with a beer or bourbon.
Other players that i would eat: obviously all of the animal ones.
Wildcards: I feel like @StamkosFan would make a good cut. The hard work and TPE grinding makes me think the user has their life organized reasonably well. The mock drafts always being competitive imply that the user knows how to budget time, resources, and energy into targeted improvements. In my mind, a person that can do that for an fake hockey league can also do it in real life, so the user likely doesn’t fill their body with junk and has a reasonable self maintenance routine. If i ever eat anyone, i will look through their phone while they are on the grill and see if they have the discord app, and then see if i happen to be eating stammer.
257 words. Cool use of my time, hotdog. You knew i’d take the bait.


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