1) Because of you. (3 TPE)

2) With no rules, an ice hockey is going to be a tough game to play; you will literally be playing for your life out there. The easiest solution would seem to be to take your net and just go home, but you switch sides and that would leave you no net to score on, plus if they decide to pull the same thing, we might as well all go home. Stuffing the net seems like something either team can do as well, so I am going with a completely different tactic I think might be missed by the other team: I am going to swap out the official score sheet at the end of the game. After a single game I will be leading the league and goals, assists, and penalty minutes and I won't even have to step on the ice! I will allow the other team a single goal, because then I get all the glory and my goalie doesn't get his stupid shutout. (166 Words, 3 TPE)

3) All 18 logos meet to battle it out in a neutral arena! The first to get eliminated will be the Argonauts. Argonauts are amazing, but this battle is between logos and either the Dragon or the Phoenix are going to light that wooden boat up like a Christmas tree before the battle really even gets started. Unfortunately, despite their impressiveness, all the regular animals are going to go down pretty quickly to anything that can use ranged combat. They might get a kill in or two, especially when they go in for the Monarch who doesn't have a ranged weapon. The Renegades and the Syndicate have firepower, and might be able to take down the Dragon and the Phoenix, or vice-versa. The Specter will float around trying to eliminate all anyone at random, and whatever the hell the half leaf half tower that is the North Star will eventually get knocked down by somebody.  Eventually the Aurora will show up and because it is a damn storm from the Sun, it eradicates everything in sight, even the Phoenix can't resurrect again when there is nothing left. (186 Words, 3 TPE)

7) Being from the Platoon, I am going to go with what celebrities would follow them. Ed Norton was born and raised in Maryland, he would probably be a huge fan and seems like the kind of guy who might like hockey. Julie Bowen, another Maryland native, would probably pop into the arena from time to time. Spike Jonze is also a local and seems like the type of person who go to the game just to be seen. I could also see Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, and Willem Dafoe showing up to a game but only because somebody told them it was a sequel. (104 words, 2 TPE)

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c) Both teams have pretty great branding overall, but when push comes to shove I am probably going to go with Buffalo. Texas' logo is pretty sweet with the bandana/beard thingy and probably wins that contest, but only by a tiny amount. I love Buffalo's coloring compared to the grayish coloring chosen by the Renegades.
 d) I would rather hang out in Buffalo. Despite its reputation, it is actually a pretty great city. It's got some great people, plenty of awesome history with some fantastic museums, sights to see, a lakeside with plenty to do, and overall an underrated place to visit. Except in winter. Stay the hell out of there in winter. (2 TPE)

15) Barter (3 TPE)

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