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I am a toad so my actual combat capability is very limited, pretty much exclusively to loud screeching and peeing on people. However, I can (kind of) tell people how to do things and I think the answer is obvious. The answer to what I would do is simply remove the net from the arena. Theoretically at that point there is no way to lose the game beyond forfeit, and that just means keeping enough players alive to field a team. To assist this we will be turning off the ice cooling system to make the arena hard to navigate until the game ends, thereby keeping our players from facing too much. Theoretically their net should still be in place or at least floating around that you can put the puck into. Thereby you can score all you want, keep your players alive and still manage to win the game despite the lack of rules.


The finalists for this (I am excluding the expansion teams because they are not technically in the SHL yet) are gonna be the abstract logos that are not either people or animals. People and animals can die, but things like stars and auroras do not die. Infernos do die which kind of hurts their argument, but they also have significantly more staying power and offensive capability than the Aurora. However, I think the North Stars and Inferno kind of combine to win together, because the inferno from the star is what does all the actual destroying, though it's technically through the star. So in a way it's kind of a tie. I think the last survivor of the human/animal group is the Syndicate, due to sheer numbers and weapons. The Monarchs are probably the first to go to be honest, royalty generally act as commanders at best rather than being on the field fighting. Also if it's a monarch it's probably inbred so that hurts too.

 
Atlanta is a center of hip hop in the United States, producing stars like Ludacris. Lil Jon and his older brother Big Jon are avid supporters of the team, and Outkast provide goal horns for the team. They regularly show up to games, as do famed toads and frogs like Mr. Toad from The Wind in The Willows, Toad from Mario, and that annoying frog from the starfox games that yells at you, eager to support their toad brethren. The most rude guests are the various fires that arrive at games, as they want to support the team but usually just end up heavily damaging the seating or the suites they sit in.


b. Buffalo cannot get it done and I honestly find that endlessly hilarious, much like the futility of the Buffalo Bills, another Bison team that occupies by far the worst major city in new york. The west hasn't won it in a hot minute and the division is generally seen as inferior so probably them.

d. See the thing is I can get dicked down in dallas, railed out in Raleigh, tag teamed in Tennessee, anal in Austin, Buttfucked in Boston and give neck down in New Orleans, but there's not really any of that in Buffalo. So I think most of us can agree that getting dicked down in dallas is preferable to not getting dicked down at all.


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