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Best Hockey League In Existance

Task 17 - 3 TPE

SMJHL Milestones

Task 15 - 3 TPE

potato

Task 3 - 3 TPE

If all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, there would be one very clear and concise winner. You see, all the teams have their own gimmicks. There's a few that would be quickly eliminated from the fight - Renegades, Syndicate, Monarchs, Patriotes all come to mind for being human. The Forge would be a good foe, but as soon as it runs out of steam it's all done. The Barracuda could be a finalist, if it just swims in the ocean and stays hidden and no one else is able to find it. The real winner, and this is over the long con game, is going to be the Aurora. Every time. You see, their logo is one of the best when it comes to psychological warfare - it's light. Over the long, drawn out fight, the Aurora would simply just have to stay lit. The brighter they shine, the harder it will be for their opponents to sleep, which leads to sleep deprivation, which leads to bad choices, and will ultimately lead to all of their demises. (170ish)

Task 16 - 2 TPE

So we're resulting to cannibalism now, are we? I'm not down with that at all. However, we do have one prospect in our pipeline for the Aurora. He might not taste good, but I'm going to have to go after Robot Sunfish. He's a hell of a teammate, but he's also sort of a fish. In order to keep my moral delimmas to a minimum, I'm absolutely going to start with the consumption of Robot Sunfish. He's also a big friggen fish, so that should keep me fed long enough that someone is able to find some real food in the meantime. I'm sorry Robot Sunfish, but you won't be eaten in vain. (110ish)

Task 7 - 2 TPE

We all know that celebrities like sports. It's no question that they love to show up to games and get good seats and be on TV. I think some of the big SHL fans would be Vladimir Putin, but he probably wouldn't go to a game. He'd just send his best players to take over the league. Another big fan of the league would be Donald Trump. He is known to like winners, and in the SHL all we have is winners. Look at Texas, they won. They won bigly. I think both of them would be super fans of the Chicago Syndicate, since they're both basically criminals. (108 words)