17) Milestones:
Winger
Assists -> 26 or more: 34
+/- -> +15 or higher: +17
Shots on goal -> 161 or more: 163

1) The Beeg Yoshi

2) In a situation where there is a purge game in the SHL all I'm going to do is basically just go right down the ice every time and try to take the goalie's head off. What are they going to do? If you take the goalie out then the game is basically over seems fair to me. Of course the issue is that the whole game would basically turn into a sword fighting competition on ice. Everyone would be more focused on slashing other players then actually playing the hockey game. I figure the meta would have to be adapted to and players would start all wearing really thick equipment and really long sticks would be necessary. You've got to keep people at bay. I would also get a different sized puck as there is nothing that says I can't. In a game with longer sticks, much bigger pads, and slower overall play, the bigger puck would be clutch.

3) If all the SHL logos got into a fight there would be a lot of straight forward and obvious battles. Bulls and Wolves fighting for example. I guess the answer about which would win that would be dependent upon how many wolves or bulls there are. But overall the logo that would win the battle royal would have to be Spectre of New Orleans. It's actually quite obvious when you think about it. The spectre is a ghost. Who is going to kill a ghost? No one. You can't. It's going to win any battle by default since it actually can't lose. Don't get me wrong, I have no idea how it beats the Aurora Borealis or how the Aurora Borealis AT THIS TIME OF DAY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR would even fight. But I know that one day the Aurora Borealis will cease to be while a ghost will never cease to be, hence Ghost.


5) The Newfoundland berserkers were the best team to not make the Four Star Cup final. Double the plus minus of every other team that didn't make the finals and it's such a deep team to. It's not loaded with inactives. It's loaded with brilliant people that you love to play with and it is such a shame that they couldn't get it done against Kelowna. Oh well. Dwayne Gretzky was an incredible goal scoring winger, Bas O'Bigbers turned into a playmaking wing, and then Matty Sandeen was brilliant all the years he was a Zerk. It was the last show for all of them in a Zerk uniform and they'll be missed. That's why they were the best.

7) Mark Wahlberg would be a fan of the New England Wolfpack. He'd be a mega fan who wore the green and black night in and night out. Of course if you're gonna have Mark you're going to have Ben Affleck too. Ben would be a massive Wolfpack fan as well. Lots of celebrities who barely care about hockey would cheer for the Los Angeles Panthers. I think that Metallica would all be fans of the San Francisco Pride. Playing the national anthem at the chase center before games. Mike Myers would be a big SHL fan but not of the Toronto North Stars. No for Mike Myers he would've grown up cheering for the Hamilton Steelhawks as many Ontario kids would've. Yes Toronto represents more Ontario kids but Hamilton isn't that far away and Hamilton has been far and away the better team.