Friends Chicago Newfoundland

alternatively: The Beeg Yosh


Dear lord so let's get this out of the way immediately and let Pasta the Turtle know he's safe. While I love me some pasta and it's always carb szn, Pasta is my boy and I could never commit such a heinous act. I think I'd have to eat Toast. I'd put some Strawberry Jam on it (Cause everyone knows that's the default jam) - prob have to pass on the marmalade sorry beeg. Everybody likes some Toast in the morning - it sucks that I'd have to drive to Maine to go get it but we head there from Newfoundland and feast every season anyways. Nothing new, just a little Toast with some jam for ya boi.


The one coming out of the fight victorious would most definitely be the Syndicate. Oh cool, you got a King? Bullets. Oh nice Bird Hamilton... bullets. You too Atlanta.... bullets. It's like a skeet shooting exercise but for SHL bird logos. Oh you got a herd of Buffalo? Bullets. Nice Lion San Francisco... shame we have all these bullets. North Star... CN Tower? Prob take a lot of bullets to knock it down but i'd take the mafia in a fight over a (very) tall building. Renegades may have a good run at it because they've also got a pretty good squad and potential access to bullets. Who would die first? I was gonna say Winnipeg but I don't even know if the lights can die. So I'm gonna go with the Blizzard. Idk what that thing is but it looks fluffy and I'm sure a hunter nevermind a mafia would take it down with ease.


My prediction for this season's IIHF tournament is that Japan will make it to the medal round. "You say this every year". Yeah well - this year is more of the same (except for last season, we don't talk about last season). Japan's got a team with a lot of players entering their prime and I think we're also going to see the young core of Fresh, Nham and Klomp among others really step up and show out for Japan in this year's tournament. I'd look for Ireland to suck this tournament because they have Corey and that's kinda inevitable. I already mentioned some young guys to look out for but I think you should also start to keep an eye out for Steve Harrington in Germany. Dude's an absolute weapon, and he has great hair. Not much more you can ask for from a hockey player and I could see him tormenting goalies all tournament. So much for an international vacation for them...


I didn't really wanna write this one but I was at 14 TPE so why not and it's obviously going to be Chicago. You expect me to say that some team other than my team was the best to not make the finals? Wrong. Now this isn't as egregious given Chicago was a consensus top 5 team in the league. Everyone knows that sometimes you get the puck luck and sometimes you don't - this year was the latter but in a series with the team that eventually lost in the cup finals, every game should have been more or less a coin flip. Couple more tails and we're writing these tasks about Chicago instead of Buffalo.

TASK 17: - 3 TPE
Claim 3 TPE - Milestones