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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task
From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

@Nictox @trella @caltroit_red_flames  (technically cal is 3 but whatever)

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4. Written, 3 TPE
Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or I'm gonna track you down and give you a failing grade.


Winning in 54 was fun,
A sweep of the hawks was bold
Now that the 50s are done,
Lets see what the future holds

Looks like Texas got good,
The great lakes still cry,
LA got Blackwood,
the s39s have died.

What happened to the Rage?
Chomp chomp now with pink!
Will Chicago fall with age?
It really makes you think.

If there's one thing that needs to be said over and over again,
Fuck LA, Fuck Edmonton, Fuck Buffalo, Fuck Hamilton!




15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

VW: Butt

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE
Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.
SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299
SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278

Milestones- https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3047797

16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

Ambacas Cuddles is a big boy, he's like 6'7 or something I'm too lazy to check. He would mostly be stringy meat because he's absolutely yolked, but still, that's a lot of meat to last you a good while. Dubolk is also huge, in fact the whole barracuda team would be a nice little chomp chomp. Fitted I feel like would infect your brain and give you mad fitted disease, its probably what happened to him to be honest.

Other than that, most goalies creating nowadays are 6'7 400 pounds so those guys would be great. Or Duncan the Walrus, I've never eaten walrus but I assume it tastes like pork.

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13. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)
Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

Imma do SMJHL finals because fuck you. The Kelowna Knights dispatched the better Armada in 5 games in a surprising upset. All 3 people (including their GMs) celebrated wildly in their LR. Good times were had. Their MVP for the series is likely one of two NOLA prospects, Vlatislav Malik or Cian McFelter. Those guys were point per game in the postseason, dunking on the earlier rounds before grinding out wins in the finals against an elite Armada team. Those two were able to produce even with the top defensive forward the SHL has ever seen bearing down on them. That's right, Ville Kurri is who I'm talking about. He shuts down the best offenses night in and night out, however he was battling a porn addiction in the finals and that's an upper body injury or whatever so he was off his game. Kelowna's goalie sucks so he's not MVP so I'm going with Malik. Congrats on the cup, should probably do a rematch when Kurri is better.