S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

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06-06-2021, 08:40 PM (This post was last modified: 06-06-2021, 08:52 PM by JSS.)

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

Because of hockey.

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?/code]

I think the Manhattan Rage were easily the best team to not make the finals this season. Forget the Hamilton Steelhawks for a second here, let's take a deep dive into the lineup that the Manhattan Rage were able to ice this season. We have my boy Olivier Clearly who played a season for the Detroit Falcons, we have Luke Tomson, we also have Jacob Aitakalo who is a fantastic goalie as well as mr second overall pick Ola Wagstrom. Just stars all across the board here and it shocks me how this team has failed to make one challenge cup finals apperance in the last few seasons.

[code]12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.

a. Which of these teams has stronger offensive firepower?

b. This is Texas’s first cup appearance since winning it in S36, while Buffalo is recovering from 2 recent final losses to Hamilton. Which team will have a bigger chip on their shoulder entering the finals.

c. Which of these two teams' brandings do you prefer? Take into account colors, logo, name, location, and anything else you consider relevant.

d. Would you rather have to spend a long weekend hanging out in Dallas or Buffalo? What would you do?

A. I would easily have to go with the Renegades of the state of Texas with the Simulation Hockey League that tends to have the greater ability to produce offensive firepower in this series that may well go on to be 7 games for the great cup of this site that many hope to capture.
C. Both of these brandings are very nice, very clean just like Gabriel Johnson's ass. However, there is one winner for me and that is the Buffalo Stampede. No knock on Texas, but it is hard to beat a branding like Buffalo's considering it was professionally made by a real graphic designer.
D. Anyone who would rather stay a week in Buffalo should be sent to a mental ward. What is there to do in Buffalo other than go to a Bills game and smoke crack? Dallas got top tier food, top tier experiences and is just overall easily the better city of the two.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Pee

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

Well they say that human meat tastes like pork, I think so the most delicious SHL user would be the biggest rat of the site. While there are quite a few of people on this site with rat tendencies, one user sticks out the most to me. His name is @golden_apricot. He squats a lot so I bet his leg would taste pretty good, good ass too I bet. Some nice juicy thighs from golden apricot, I would marinate it in gooney's saliva and roast it on the spit. I would eat golden apricot with my steelhawks friends and we would enjoy him together.

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299

SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278