S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

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#317

06-06-2021, 10:17 PM

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

SHL hockey fun

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

SMJHL Milestones

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

VW: Jepox

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

If I, Pablo Salvatici, upcoming rookie for the Simulation Hockey League franchise known as the Atlanta Inferno was in dire need of nutrition and the only way I could get said nutrition was by consuming the blood, flesh and bone of a fellow player, I would choose to eat my future teammate Puddles O'Duck. I have never eaten duck before but have heard numerous people say that it is actually very delicious. Therefore I would love to try it and eat it. Puddles O'Duck just happens to be a duck so in the aforementioned situation I would not feel guilty about eating a duck masquerading as a hockey player. That is why I would choose to eat Puddles O'Duck. (Sorry Z-Whiz) (121 words)

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7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

Some Simulation Hockey League franchises would have very interesting celebrity superfans while others probably don't. The Atlanta Inferno have a very hands on superfan in the form of the well known rapper, songwriter, DJ, and record producer Lil Jon. He constantly attends practice and helps motivate the players into training extra hard. Snoop Dogg is a superfan of the Los Angeles Panthers thanks to his connections with a former general manager for reasons that shall remain unsaid. The Chicago Syndicate are supported by the family of the late Al Capone. One team that probably doesn't have a superfan is the Hamilton Steelhawks because really, who lives in Hamilton? (108 words)

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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

If real life versions of all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, which would come out victorious and why? Which would be the first eliminated?

At first glance I'd have to say the favorites are the Winnipeg Aurora because they are apart of the sky. I'm not sure that anything can really fight lights in the sky so they are an early contender to win. The same can be said for the Toronto North Stars, because they would be a northern star. In particular, Polaris is 434 light-years away from earth so anything that tries to fight it will probably die long before they even reach it. Not to mention it's a star so it will burn anything that gets close to a crisp. Other teams will directly counter each other, such as the Inferno and the Blizzard. The first team to be eliminated will definitely be the New Orleans Specters as they're already dead before the fight even begins. They can't expect to do anything more than scare a team, maybe the Monarchs or something. The Dragons will probably be a contender but at the end of the day I have to go with my gut and choose the Toronto North Stars as the victorious team because of the previously stated reasons. (188 words)

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