1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task (3 TPE)
This community rocks.

4. Written, 3 TPE (3 TPE)
Write a sonnet about an SHL-related topic. Be sure to follow the proper ABAB-CDCD-EFEF-GG rhyme structure or I'm gonna track you down and give you a failing grade.

The puck gets dropped and tensions rise,
It's playoff time for all,
For in the minors no team is cut,
Each team will get the call.

I simply hope that Maine avoids,
The 'Serkers please, no more,
They always bounce us every year,
I can't take it no more.

But even if we lose again,
If we get bounced real quick,
I still would never trade my place,
This team is who I'd pick.

A Maine Timber I am for good,
Change teams? I never would.

7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.) (2 TPE)
To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

Perhaps the most obvious choice of celebrity fans for Maine would be Treebeard from the Lord of the Rings. This famous ent (talking, moving tree) was one of the heroes of the saga and played an integral role in freeing Isengard from Sarumon's wrath.  Plus, he fits right in as a superfan.  He's a tree, we're trees - it's an obvious pick.  Plus, we commonly use Treebeard gifs in our locker room to celebrate wins and get each other hyped up before a game.  We'd gladly welcome him into our discord server and it would be an incredible day for every Maine fan in the country.  To be graced with the presence of not just a legend, but one of the most heroic beings in all of mythology would be a day to remember.
(133 words)


15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer.  (3 TPE)
"dogwood"

16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.) (2 TPE)
I say this with the upmost respect and admiration, but the decision is easy here.  Puddles O'Duck would be first on the chopping block and he'd make a fine dinner.  First off, because I know him so well, he would be guaranteed a quick and painless death.  Then, we'd use a traditional Southern recipe for fried chicken, but replace the chicken with his duck meat.  Extra crispy and heavily seasoned and it would assuredly feed at least a handful of us.  I've seen him on the ice and there's a lot of meat to go around.  I almost hate to do it to a comrade, but I just couldn't pass up on delicious, Southern fried duck for some much needed nourishment.  Don't worry, Puddles.  You won't feel a single thing.
(130 words)

17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE (3 TPE)
https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3048109

16 TPE total