1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task
From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

The SHL allows my lazy butt to pretend to play hockey.


2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

Elwulf Jericson would take it upon himself to make sure that the puck never gets very far into his own zone by using his smaller stature to his advantage. Whereas other players will most likely use their sticks and weight to knock players around, Elwulf will surprise everyone by undercutting them. Even the biggest player will fall as their feet get taken out from under them. As the player's go down, he would then proceed to make sure they cannot skate by lifting them, causing them to land awkwardly causing injuries to their body. In an ideal world, these injuries would happen to their legs so as to remove them from the competition. He also knows that, being on the smaller side, he will be targeted by other players constantly. To help counteract this, he will wear shock absorbing gear to lessen the impact across his entire body. Also, who wouldn't want to wear foil in their hand wraps for the fight.

3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
If real life versions of all 18 SHL team logos were entered into a fight, which would come out victorious and why? Which would be the first eliminated?
In order to look at who would win in the logos from the SHL, we first have to set some rules.

Rule #1: Has to be a logo that has a living creature. This immediately removes the Philadelphia Forge, the Toronto North Stars, the Seattle Argonauts and the Winnipeg Aurora. Each of these does not have a living creature as part of their primary logo and therefore would not be able to be participate in a fight.

Now, on to the fight. First, I would like to set the stage. This will be a 15 team battle royale using all elements within the primary logo as capabilities. As the fight begins we automatically have a loser in the Tampa Bay Barracuda. Since they are a fish, they really cannot fight outside of the water and therefore are eliminated almost instantly by anyone nearby.

As the fight continues only 1 will remain standing and there is no question who it is. The Atlanta Inferno would win as they are literally a firebird (aka a Phoenix) and cannot remain defeated and will keep coming back to win it in the end.


7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

The Tampa Bay Barracuda would have a sort of cult following from WWE superstars. The number of them that live in the area is outstanding and to be able to come to the rink everyday and cheer on the Cudas would be an incredible experience. Currently, the biggest of them would be Dave Bautista. Not one to shy away from crazy things, he would take to the Cuda like shark to blood (or is it barracuda to blood) and be there everyday entertaining not only the team but the fans around him. Joining him would be fellow WWE superstars John Cena, Hulk Hogan, and Chris Jericho. They would be the founding members of the Cuda Club, a charity organization that works with the Barracuda franchise to help out the local neighborhoods.

15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

If it came down to desperate times and I was required to eat another player in the SHL, it would be a tough choice. I am guessing I would first have to fend off the larger players in order to not get eaten as being "lower" on the food chain. However, if I managed to survive long enough to eat someone I would have to eat Jmac NChese. I mean, with all of the players in the league why would you start with anyone who is not literally named after a delicious meal I would eat on the weekends anyways. Even if he doesn't actually taste like mac and cheese, I would rather risk it than eat Grape Fruit.