S59 Championship Week

S59 Championship Week

Shmurph
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S39 Challenge Cup Champion

#324

06-06-2021, 11:36 PM

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1. 3 TPE, PT Coupon for one CW Task

From reaching the $6000 goal for COTA Charity, write 3 words on why the SHL is the best

Montreal Is Back

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2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Purge is a concept where typically illegal things (e.g., robbery, murder) are legalized for one day. In an SHL-purge, there's a game day where everything typically illegal to do on the ice is now legal. No rules for sticks or pads, no penalties, no icing, etc. What will your player do on the ice to make the most of this and gain a competitive advantage?

It's the purge. TIME TO KILL EVERYONE! No, that's not really interesting for Kynwyl. Not only he doesn't have anyone on his to kill list but also it's kinda boring and the main thing everyone come up with when you think the purge. If you can break any hockey rule, let's break the most obscure and funny ones and bring back the name of Roger Neilson on the topic. You know you're doing a "good" job when they make a rules because of you (like Penalty ends when a goal is scored, thanks Habs) but when you have not one, not two but three rules made because of your antics you deserve to be a legend and that's why those three rules are the three I would break during this purge.
1. You can’t put anyone in goal for a penalty shot, it must be the goaltender and they must stay in goal
2. The goalie cannot leave equipment, such as his stick or even a mound of ice, in front of the goal after he has been pulled
3. If you intentionally sub too many men onto the ice it results in a penalty shot

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

This one is easy. Because of how the playoffs are made on wich team can go in playoffs and wich team must endure the long offseason and play golf early, this season Toronto was the "weakest" of the great lake with a low 93 opints in 66 games, good only for 5th in the league. FIFTH IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE. AND THEY AREN'T IN PLAYOFFS? the only other teams that managed to have a beter season were the top western team, Texas, and the other 3 teams from the great lakes. well, let's see if another team should ha dbeen in playoffs this season. Oh wait? Minnesota had more points that the leader in the Atlantic division? Let's hope we will see a new way to get playoffs teams soon.

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7. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

To some, an interesting part of sports leagues is following celebrity fans (like Jack with the Lakers or 50 Cent with the Knicks last week) - who would be some relevant SHL celebrity fans? Which well-known celebrities would be superfans of which SHL teams?

With a name like the Monarchs, you could assume the most celeb queen, Queen Elizabeth II would be a great fan of the Minnesota team, but you would be wrong. The Queen and her familly aren't great fanatics of the sport in North America even with the English national team going strong in the last years. But you know wich europeans love hockey? The scandinavians. And wich countries still have a monarchy in europe? The scandinavians. and wich US state has the most scandinavian population? it's Minnesota. So, of course, Queen Margrethe of denmark, King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden and King Harald V of Norway are all great fans of the Minnesota Monarchs.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Chiefs

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16. hotdog's secret bonus weird prompt. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

If worst came to worst and the situation were dire....... you need nutrition....... you must consume your peers. If you had to eat another SHL player, who would you eat and why? (sorry in advance Julio)

If it was down to eat someone, I would go for the best meat possible and I think, with my little knowledge in what constitue good meat, that the player with the best meat around the league is Calgary's winger Boris Poroshenko. Did you ever saw that guy play this season? so much strong muscle, he managed to have 404 hits this season. FOUR HUNDRED AND FOUR! And that's not all, this guy managed to be the one who has the less amount of shot blocked in the top 14 hitters. and everyone know that beating the meat before it's ready is bad for the meat. Oh, and that would also help us in the division with removing a threat from Calgary.

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

SHL Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116299

SMJHL Milestones (for senddowns): https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=116278