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Sly · 06-07-2021, 11:39 AM

- Player Name: Peanut Butter

- Position: RW

- Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen

- Recreates: Who was your last player? N/A

- First-Gens: How did you find the site? SDCore

- Discord Username (full tag, including #numbers): Sylphreni#3435

- Do you follow any hockey teams outside of the SHL, be they in the NHL or other hockey leagues? Being from New England,I candidly consider myself a Bruins fan, though I couldn’t name a single player on the team.

- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) A lot, and at the same time none at all. Probably more than I should.

- Is water wet? Inherently so.

- Locker rooms take place on discord. Do you use it and how often? If not, would you be willing to try it to be a part of your team’s locker room? I’m on Discord daily, throughout all hours of the day.

- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? I have no real long term plans. Presumably my eventual SHL team will have some desire of when I’m called up or sent down, and I’ll abide by that.

- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? Never. But after doing some Google investigating, I have some questions:

What’s with the team's logo/mascot? Kelowna is the Okanagan First Nation word for “grizzly bear”. That seems like a slam dunk for a logo idea, instead we got some sort of Greek soldier?
Kelowna was known regionally for some time for the steamships that docked there… has it ever been confirmed that the team plays on a refurbished steamship that has an ice rink in its center?

- How do you feel about walruses? I prefer mine done in an Instant Pot, where I find it to be less rubbery and more succulent after about 45 mins on a low setting. Pair with your standard mirepoix, a healthy portion from a bottle of red at least 27 years aged, and fresh herbs and spices (I prefer oregano, thyme, and basil… but creativity is encouraged! Imagine a delicious walrus curry, yum yum.) Speaking from personal experience, Walrus is the ultimate “party pleaser” and is a great conversation starter for casual and fine dining atmospheres.

- What is your general life philosophy? You can go into as much detail as you want. I believe the great American philosopher Curtis James Jackson III said it best when he said: “Get rich or die tryin’” Alternatively, Thurgood Marshall’s suggestion of: “I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband” is equally fitting.

- Please finish the following sentence: “Defense is _______________.” Defense is a moat and four strong walls. Why we as the human experiment ever moved on from the Motte-and-Bailey style defense is beyond me. Consider the amount of success the United Kingdom has seen with the design dating back to the 10th century and ask yourself: At this point are we really just trying to improve upon perfection? If it was good enough for the Normans, then it’s good enough for me.

- What do you value in your team locker room? Activity, and a chill place to hang out. Good people, who do stuff besides just watch the sim.

- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Donphan, because the opening to 1998’s Pokemon: The First Movie is badass.

- What type of player are you looking to build? Are you looking to play a more offensive or defensive role? I’d like to be the most successful hockey player/serial killer in league history when it’s all said and done.

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