So there was this guy named Ivan Hrvatska that wrote a song called "Making Love To The Vancouver Canucks", which was about how great the Canucks were during the late 2000s or something like that.

So I propose the song "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts", which is about praising the Seattle Argonauts.

Original song for reference

Okay here are the lyrics to "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts"

Seattle!
I am DJ Beeg Yoshi
I bring #1 song from Yoshi's Island to #1 hockey team Seattle Argonauts!
I take the train to Climate Pledge Arena
That is where I scream and paint my face
We will go all the way with Thor today
And have fun at centre ice

Sutherland, the Tremblay twins
Cassius Darrow is the captain!
We will have a good time, making love to blue line
With Gabe Johnson we will always win!
Everybody!

Score score score!
Seattle Argonauts!
Win win win!
Seattle Argonauts!
Here we go! Here we go!
Seattle Argonauts!
Then we make love to the Challenge Cup!

All the beeg yoshis in the crowd
They make me cheer very loud
We make love today on the power play
and have fun in the penalty box

There is nothing finer than Challenge cup
Except the Seattle Argonauts!
We will win and we will play!
Coach Boggis lead the way!
Then I vibe with the yoshis in the stand
Everybody!

Score Score Score!
Seattle Argonauts!
Win win win!
Seattle Argonauts!
Here we go! Here we go!
Seattle Argonauts!
Then we make love to the Challenge cup
Now in French!

Marque marque marque!
Seattle Argonauts!
Gagne gagne gagne!
Seattle Argonauts!
On y va! On y va!
Seattle Argonauts!

Then we make love to the Challenge Cup!
Then we make love to Seattle Argonauts!

WC: 300