To the Tune of American/Canadian Idiot

SHL Idiot

Don’t wanna be a SHL idiot

Don’t wanna be some TPE claiming hockey nut
Do I look like a hockey obsessed hose head?
Always check the discord LR before I to go  bed

All they do is update their player every week, trying to maintain that perfect claiming streak,
remember they play with a puck not a baaaalllll

And ya know what else is too funny? That stupid SHL money, can’t take them seriously at all


FHM files and PT claims are what they export, every year send out a detailed HO report

The camaraderie between users in the league is so cute, don’t be an a hole or you’ll get the boot

So many teams from Dragons lurking in a lair, to Falcons & Steelhawks flying through the air,
having no team in philly is just so wrooong

Some say the Kelowna championship was phony, some also say that statement is baloney,
Regardless they finished their season strong

Don’t wanna be an SHL idiot

The new update scale makes me kinda nervous, now that it’s almost upon us, season predictions might as well be a circus

Every season brings out a new story, shout out to the best locker room !raptorglory,
tell me who else treats noobs so riiight

It’s gotta mean Jumbo & Ruggs are up to something, so quick before they see it coming, let’s go win us a cup!