Quote:Your task: Create a parody title and/or parody lyrics to a song. MUST BE SHL/HOCKEY related parody. 5 words minimum! (Note: I will be assessing the thought that goes into this PT. "Yeah Hockey Yeah" x8 will not earn you any tpe)

The song is titled "Talk is Cheap", and it's sung to the tune of "Creep" by Radiohead. It's from the perspective of a tough hockey player that's part incredulous, part disappointed, at an opponent that acts like a dirtbag on the ice but won't back it up, and when he finally does, he gets his ass handed to him.

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When you were here before
Couldn't look me in the eye
You punch like an angel
Hard play makes you cry
You float like a feather
In a hack-and-slash world
You wish you were special
But you're nothin' special

Talk is cheap
You're a weakling
What the hell are you doin' here?
You don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
Your anger's out of control
You've gotta give your body
your mind and your soul
I want them to notice
When you are around
So fuckin' special
You wish you were special

Talk is cheap
You're a weakling
What the hell are you doin' here?
You don't belong here

He's skating to the bench (run)
He's running out
He run, run, run, run,
Run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You wish you were special
But you're nothing special
But you're nothing special
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