S60 mPT #1: CUZ BABY TONIGHT PT. 2
|
![]() SMJHL GM Finally a real SHL GM
To the tune of The Loophole by Garfunkle and Oats
For my career I've been good Do what my GM and Coach and Commish say I should Go to Practice and each hockey game To get in the hall of fame So whatever my GM tells me That my Coach tells me I will do Walk the halls of my arena with my new recipe Unlike those other players, I've got my TPE in check It was easy to do until I got a 2K badge And pardon my French, but it's shiny as heck But I made a pact To keep my TPE intact And Nour and I are tight Never learned about stats and penalties I was taught to keep my hits above the knees Cause the rulebook says cross-checking is wrong But playoffs says that teams must play strong I don't want to miss them To a team who'll do them I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The rulebook that works really well So I can get sneak into the playoffs with a yell It's my post seasons, full of puck In Nour's name we won't give a fuck! Oh, thank you for making me GM And thank you for giving me lines to choose from And since I don't want fines. We'll have to match all of our lines Therefore Fuck me I just want some Minny playoffs The good Nour would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a post-season celebration It's just between the league and me Cause everyone knows it's the TPE that Nour can't see..... |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Users browsing this thread: |
1 Guest(s) |