Adapted from Drink In My Hand - Eric Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usGv0gB2zEU

Early Friday evening, til Sunday at four
Man I skate, skate, skate but I don't score, score, score
Referee can shove that overtime up his can
All I wanna do is put a puck in that net

To fill it up, or throw it down
I got a few too many games worth of trouble to drown
No need to complicate it, I'm a simple man
All you got to do is put a puck in that net

Yea the ice is looking ruddy, can't get to the bench
I'll take my jacked up skates and drown in 4 on 4
Chill in a cold rink, warm up the hands
All you gotta do is put a puck in that net

To fill it up, or throw it down
I'm about to tear a new one in this old town (Maine)
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 I'm a rocket (richard) man
All you got to do is put a puck in that net

Make me wanna go ouhhh ouh ouhhh, when you deke like that
You got that little gold puck playing peek-a-boo on the net
Yea if you want to impress me, baby here's my plan
All you got to do is put a puck in that net

Yea fill it on up, or throw it down
When you sauce me that puck, throw it the long way around
You be my Pasta Turtle, I'll be your Beeg Yosh
All you got to do is put a puck in that net

My head Monday evening that damn goal horn sings
It goes bang, bang, bang, while it ring, ring, rings
Yea I'll let it all roll, if you wanna win again
All you got to do is put a puck in that net

Yea fill it up, or throw it down
I got a little hungover, still hanging around
That stupid ass ref is howlin' "hey there man"
All you got to do is put a puck in that net
That stupid ass ref is howlin' "hey there man"
All you got to do is put a puck in that net
Haaaaouuhhhhh