Johnny Cash - HAM

I HAM'd myself today, 
To see if I still feel. 
I focus on the loss,
It the only thing that's real.

The hat-trick tears a hole,
The old familiar sting.
Try to win it all away,
but the standings still stays.

What have I become,
my sweetest team.
Everyone I know,
goes to HAM in the end.

And you can have it all,
my empty case of cups.
I will let you down,
I will make you lose.