Free Agents
to the tune of Single Ladies by Beyonce

All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents

Taking all the down reps
Up in the finals, skipped just a few steps
Now I'm making my own path
You decided to suck, and now you outta luck
Cause a real contender noticed me

I dm'd them, they dm'd me
Don't write me no thunderdome
I got no reasons, for three bad seasons
Ya can't be mad at me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got Khans on my page, trophies with the Rage
Looking for a Challenge but not the kind you got
Wins are bought, wanna score a lot
I cant care less what you think

Don't need a big contract, did I mention
Pay me nothing, cheap is my intention
Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn
Why dead teams never ever gonna earn

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

Don't entice me with a fake team award
I get so easily bored
Cups are what I need, more my speed

Here's a team that makes me and doesn't forsake me
And delivers me to a victory, a regular in SHL history
Convince me and don't you lie, make me feel that I'm your guy
If you don't, I'll be gone
And somewhere else that Cup is won

All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh