From the friendliest beer league to the upper echelons of professional sports cheap shots are an unfortunate reality. These cowardly attacks can leave players permanently scarred both physically and emotionally with flashbacks of un-wanted groinal contact haunting the dreams of victims. So when Evil AllBran’s agent, Shiesty Peterson, informed him of a potential sponsorship deal for a new product from a company who has been dedicated to tackling this exact plague Evil jumped at the chance.

Penile Industries, makers of the hugely successful Dong Defender TM  male organ protection system had developed a world first cup that not only protected a male victim of a lower body assault but it would also injure the would be assailant. The Phallic Protector TM was strategically covered on the outside with rigid spikes that would leave any attacker worse for wear when uninvited contact was made.

Penile Industries, who saw great potential in it’s new line of products, invested heavily in the manufacturing stage expecting an immense demand. Unfortunately due to a miss translation between the design and manufacturing stages lead to the protective spikes being placed on the inside of the cup. This critical error meant that the device was not suitable for its intended purpose and the sponsorship deal did not proceed.

All was not lost however as the mistake in spike placement lead to Penile Industries overwhelmingly successful entry into an entirely new market, the world of extreme BDSM.