Vorian'O's!

Vorian Atreides finally has received a status he had always dreamed of, he can be on par with Kellogg's Tony the Tiger as he is getting Vorian'O's , the newest breakfast cereal all kids want.

With a paprika flavoured bite, it is the talk of the town in cereal land. But there has been an issue with the second batch of delivery. Instead of his paprika flavoured cereal bites, kids opened up the box and found something way worse.

They found regular cereal!!! Regular, non tasteless crap. Can you believe it? And the toy inside? Dont even think about it, nothing. Like it's C-list crap, nothing in it. Rumours go the voting committee of the awards also received these boxes in attempt to bribe the votes. No wonder Atreides lost the Mexico voting.

All boxes needed to return back to the factory, before this newest top brand will be forgotten about. Lets hope the manufactorers wont fuck this up a second time.