"What do you mean it says 'Freddy is the devil?" I balked while on the phone with our promotions agent.  I was completely beside myself as she proceeded to, in detail, explain how the Winnipeg's Greatest Hits: Volume 2 official soundtrack, which contains some more recent arena music favorites, was now getting pulled from store shelves nationwide thanks to push back from the Christian community.

"This is unthinkable!?  We need to find out how this happened and fix it!".  I was beside myself as releasing volume 2 was an endeavor I pressed heavily for so my own name was on the line as a pseudo-promotor.  We had pushed for over 2 Million CD's to be created and sold...and now it seems they'll only be able to be used for cheap five-minute crafts.  I sighed heavily with this realization, looking towards @Muerto with my face filled with despair.  That's when we both mumbled the same epiphany:

"We will never recover financially from this."