Shortly after arriving in Seattle, JURT started looking for the best pizza around, so he could strike a deal with the pizzeria's owners : free pizza for as long as he was in Seattle in exchange for publicity. After a few weeks of trying different pizzas, he finally settled on the Southpaw pizzeria. It was not only the best pizza in Seattle, it was the best pizza that he'd ever eaten. While the restaurant was already pretty famous and didn't lack for clients, JURT's endorsement took the popularity to a whole new level. So much in fact, that it became dangerous. People were going crazy for this pizza: people went bankrupt just to buy a dinner reservation, relationships were ended over a dropped slice, friends fought and betrayed each other. Ultimately, the place had to shut down when a cook was stabbed for forgetting to put extra anchovies (of all things). JURT is now looking for a new pizza place to fulfill his needs.