Paul Binder was approached to be the face of the brand new boating line in Anchorage "Armada Boating". Thrilled with the news, he instantly signed on the dotted line and had his face plastered all over advertisements. He even did one of those deadpan mono-toned voice commercials where he says with a straight face how excited he is to get the boat out on the water. Unfortunately, after a few weeks, the few that sold were all sinking. The company sadly spent all their money in signing big name Binder for advertisement that they cut out on spending for the actual materials and were using cheap wood that was leading to leaks and eventually capsizing. Binder's agent immediately had him put out a statement stating that Anchorage Boating had tricked him and duped him just like Brendan Dassey. He didn't know what he was signing up for and agreeing to and will certainly think more clearly in the future.

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