S60 PT #2: Total Recall
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Dewalt27
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Golden Face decided it was in his interest to start sponsoring new product. After all, people love a good villain. He decided to partner with the intense sprots drink of Brawndo due to all the electrolytes in the drink. However, Brawndo executives started pushing for people to drink only Brawndo instead of items like water This cause widespread health issues across the world. Branwdo has so much sugar and other additives that it began making everyone gain a ton of weight and had adverse effects on intelligence declining the average IQ. Thankfully, Golden face talked with several world leaders and was able to issue a total recall on all brawndo products that were ever distributed (no thanks to Michael Scarn). The population seems to be making a great recovery after the over exposure to the brawndo sports drink. The only lasting effect seems to be that they will burst out into uncontrollable laughter when a guy gets kicked in the balls.
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