"Recalled? For what? So there's a little blood that spirts out, I don't see what the big deal is. Look, just make sure I get paid, alright? What? Of course I want my money, I did the product placement deal. It's not my fault they can't make cereal that doesn't spew blood with each bite. Look, just get me my money."

That's right, Justin Keahi was supposed to be the next big box cereal star. Things went wrong though. Somehow during the boxing process, his box of cereal was filled with a cereal meant for the metal band GWAR. It being cereal for GWAR, the main feature of this cereal was the spewing of blood with each bite, as reference to the copious amounts of blood that is fired onto the audience during their concerts. Now SHL fans everywhere are having awful experiences as they bite into Keahi Flakes, only to get a mouthful of blood. Neat.