Quote:Shit like this makes me sick. Who does he think he is? Bragging about his 400 million bucks, while the rest of us fight for table scraps, barely able to feed our starving tpe addictions. I, for one, am tired of the top 1% not only hoarding the wealth but rubbing it in our faces.
So lets do something about it.

Your task: Assemble your heist crew out of SHL users. Label each member as the brain, the brawn, the wild card, or any other important role you can think of.
Feel free to tag your crew if you are comfortable doing so.
25 words minimum!

The Driver: Ricky Bobby. Technically an IA, but that doesn't matter, because when it's time to lose the cops after escaping the bank, who better to shake and bake?

The Muscle: Karl Krashwagen. Not only is he built like a brick shit house, but he also has a deadly shot, which might translate well to shooting actual guns, should the need arise.

The Brains: Adam Barron. Not that he's smart, per se, but he's seen plenty of heist movies and knows how to get out of a sticky situation quickly.

The Wild Card: Jason Voorhees. The North Stars' backup goalie could come in handy if the crew needs to slash their way out of dodge.