@luketd worked hard for all that money, so I'm going to try to sabotage the heist with a terrible crew.

Brain: @juniped - No more hitting or fighting for him. Only thinking and scheming now.
Muscle: @ml002 - I don't actually know if ml is strong or weak, I just assume he's bad at everything.
Driver: @ztevans - Have you seen him race? It's perfect.
Ol' Reliable: @adamantium - A guy you can always count on to be there.
Cool Under Pressure: @JayWhy - For when things go sideways, and you need someone who won't get mad and yell obscenities.

Just teasing boys. You're some of my favorite people in the league, and I just wanted an excuse to tag you because I think you're cool.