I will leave Luke's millions be and reminisce instead of the time we, the Anchorage Armada of course, stole a finals berth and Four-Star Cup from the Quebec Citadelles. It was season 57 and the main cast was as follows:

The Brain - Wearingabear, Igor Victory, leading the team as player-manager
The Sidekick - Gabe Johnson, handling all the little things that come with running a team, like booking charter flights and hotels... oh and the casual trade or two...
The Wall - Chimkin Tendy. Nuff said.
The Gunmen - Theo Kondos, Pablo Salvatici, TURG TURG, leading the team in playoff points.
The Hired Help - Dee Centerman IV, brought in at the trade deadline to shore up the middle.