S60 Championship Week
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Player Progression Director Local Hive Mind
Total 16 TPE claimed
1. Despite catastrophic product endorsements, both real and fraudulent, and various twitter trolling that occurred this season, Artemius Nystrom still found this year to have been a good one. Over the course of the all-star break, he'd taken a Miami vacation with the other unchosen Raptors. There, he'd met one Eleanor Kowalewski, a local young lady who barely knew what ice hockey was. Nevertheless, the two had hit it off. They'd been in constant communication since the break ended, and she'd come to Denver to visit him after the playoffs concluded. While there was some concern about her ability to handle future visits to Edmonton, she wanted to make it work. So did Nystrom, of course. Eleanor was a folk singer with a slightly raspy mezzo-soprano tembre, and time seemed to stop when she sang. If he ever lay awake at night and wondered if this year's trials had been worth it, for her face alone, he could conclude that it was. (161 words) 3 TPE 4. 3 TPE About to spit nonsense for fake hockey bucks, the Alberta rednecks all rev up their trucks, we're coming to roast you just like some lame ducks, the fans wearing Red-Black just stand there awestruck, the Blue and the Silver don't need your good luck, boomboxes and kid bands all play Thunderstruck, when the Edmonton wingers streak in, rip those pucks forever reminding that C.G.Y. SUX, they'll always remember that E.D.M. FUX! 12. 4 TPE
17. Milestones claimed, winger: 3 TPE
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