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If these things are considered bad, then what happened to Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr. is much worse. On a cold, rainy, saturday evening, Ibrahimovic Jr., was returning home from a sweaty practice session. As he opened the door to his Presidential Suite in Montreal, there stood this figure that was hard to describe. It was drenched in rain and was rocking on a wooden chair. The figure slowly turned to Zlatan Ibrahimovic jr., and declared that she was pregnant. For fucks sake, yelled Ibrahimovic Jr. "What do you mean you are pregnant?", uttered Ibrahimovic. She said that 6 months ago when the had a one night stand after a club with Zlatan, she became pregnant. Ibrahimovic jr, didnt believe her and wanted to test if it is in fact his baby. To his distraught, he was indeed the father of the baby. On the flip side, Ibrahimovic Jr. was having a son to whom he can pass on his legacy. A new father now, he stepped into the role very well and has been taking care of his baby momma. It is what it is he told himself since he cant help that his sperm was strong as hell.

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If the SHL has suddenly transformed into the Classic 150 Pokeverse, then Ibrahimovic Jr. would definitely be Dragonite. He is hard to control but once mastered, is one of the best pokemons in the world. He can use pretty much multiple moves and is so versatile as he can fly as well. So as the trainer, Soulja will try to assemble the best starter team and will go on to face other trainers. His ultimate goal will be to become a gym leader so that he can pave the way for the rookies and help them hone their skills. The pokemon team of 5 that he will assemble are the following: Dragonite (Ibrahimovic Jr), Gengar (Monkey D Luffy), Nicholas Owens (Venosaur), Kaapo Kekkonen (Charizard) and finally Samuel Michaud (Alakazam). All of these players of their own strength and weakness. The team consists of Dragonite (versatile), Charizard (best fire type), Gengar (ghost type pokemon to instill fear), Venasaur (Monstrous tank of a leaf pokemon) and finally the brain and psychic of them all, Alakazam. This team should crush any of their opponents as long as the legendaries are not used. The pokemon all complement each other and should pave the way for Soulja to become a great Gym leader.

3. Zlatan Ibrahimovic jr, wakes up from bed and heads to the washroom. As he pulls down his short to pee, he notices that his peepee is a lot smaller than normal. WTF he says to himself. He looks in the mirror and notices that he is no longer Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr. Instead he is the player Tinke Jutila from Buffalo Stampede. He yells in shock and realizes that he isnt even in his house in montreal as he is in Buffalo. He basically got body swapped with a player from the Stampede and they are currently in the championship finals against Chicago Syndicate. As a former stampede, Zlatan knows the environment of Buffalo as he has played there before. So he gets dressed and heads to game 5 of the game between CHI vs BUF. Chicago has the stranglehold on buffalo as they are leading 3-1. Zlatan hops on the ice and his movements shock everybody. To everyone's suprise no one knew that Tinke Jutila can move his body like this and defend so well. With Zlatan's help, the stampede have tied chicago. Right as they are about to play game 7, zlatan gets pulled back into his original body and Tinke gets back into his body. Due to this swap, Buffalo ends up losing their championship

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